Period: I’m going to be easy on you this month.
Period: Oh yes. Very little backache. No nausea. I, also, will NOT make you feel as if you need to shower and change every hour on the hour.
Me: Awesome! *happy dancing* Oh yeah, I can happy dance. Uh huh, my back don’t hurt, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh…
Period: I will only make your face explode.
Me: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!